Sherlock portrait by me
- The Doctor and Rose
The Time Traveler’s Wife - Fake Trailer
nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
” your otp is what you are subconsciously looking for in a relationship “
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang)
sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch
bendersnick cucumberpatch
Bandicoot Cumberbund
brandywhip coopervich
Bettycrocker Crumpetbatch
benadryl coughsyrup
Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles.
I declare it my favourite painting ever, everyone else go home
(Source: uglyrenaissancebabies)
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware